What might have been
A recent podcast transcript from Earth Two
Transcript of a pivotal moment during minute-nine of the Joe Rogan Podcast, episode #2223, with Kamala Harris, as it occurred on November 4, 2024 on Earth Two, shortly before she won the U.S. presidential election.
Joe Rogan: You flipped your 2019 position on crime, you flipped on immigration, flipped on “defund the police,” and—
Kamala Harris: Joe, I—
JR: —on fracking, on Medicare for All—
KH: —you’re not letting me—
JR: —on Second Amendment Rights, on electric vehicle mandates. The voters want to know who the fuck you are.
KH: [laughs] I’m not Joe Biden!
JR: No shit! We’ve heard you say that umpteen times already. But you can’t define yourself by a negative. What do you—
KH: Excuse me.
JR: —believe? I’m sorry, but I am not buying this—
KH: Excuse me, I’m speaking.
JR: —political chameleon bullshit, and I doubt the American people—
KH: I’ve been to an alien autopsy.
JR: [Pause.] Whoa.
KH: My first act as president will be to release video of the autopsy I attended at the Pentagon in 2023.
JR: Wait—you went to the fucking Pentagon to see an alien autopsy?
KH: The coroner was an alien.
JR: Holy shit.
KH: We don’t—yet—have the technology to examine extraterrestrial viruses. Their cell walls have a natural encryption within the lining.
JR: That’s wild, man.
KH: So we had one of the alien doctors we imprisoned after the failed invasion—
JR: Hang on, you’re moving too fast. There was an alien invasion?
KH: The moon is fake.
JR: You mean the moon-landing was fake.
KH: No.
JR: The moon is fake?
KH: Yes.
JR: That’s fucking insane.
KH: Seed oils cause all illnesses.
JR: Hold up—and I know that one already—but I’m stuck on the moon being a lie, which I kind of suspected if I‘m being honest with myself.
KH: I know things, Joe. And if elected on November 5, I will…
Later at 7:45 PM , November 4, 2024 on x.com.
